The first thing I thought (but did not say) was: I did not know you would be so short.
Indian Summer asked me a year ago. I was too shy to meet. He contacted me recently out of the blue. I thought, what the heck. It would be fun to see if his ears really did stick out like that.
As soon as we sat down for lunch he described the type of a woman he was looking for, namely, someone who was not needy. He said, based on my skill at pushing men away (after all I'd kept him at bay for a year) that I fit the bill perfectly.
Then he announced that his “testosterone levels were in decline. “If I MUST perform" he said, "there is always the blue pill”.
Huh? Wha the? Where did that come from????
For a little Indian humor, click on the links below. Warning, profanity ahead.