Friday, July 17, 2009

Jesus Loves You

I was driving to the store. I got stuck behind the gardeners truck.

On the back of his truck he had a sign, "Jesus Loves You".

Not a small sign, it was HUGE.

I thought, "Jesus Christ". (It's not an official prayer)

Then I thought, 'Jesus Loves me, good to know'. Now why don't you stop leaving leaves, dirt and debris in my garbage cans mother fucker? And stop with the leaf blower already. Get a rake.

When I got home, I slammed my hand in my car door. Yep, God gets you back for being a heretic. I tried to pull my hand out. I couldn't do it. I scrambled for my keys, tried to unlock the door.

It's no big deal. I have a purple hand, that's all.

Ow ow ow..is all I have to say.

4 comments:

Mike said...

Well it could have been "Jesus love you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole."

Hope the hand feels better.

Tammy said...

Jeez, you're not having the best of luck lately...

Hope the hand heals quick!

PaulsHealthBlog.com said...

But Jesus does love you, Charmaine.

Hope that finger gets well soon. I've done the same thing before - except it was in third grade.

Paul

Eat Well. Live Well.
PurpleGreenPops.com

SweetPeaSurry said...

Jaayyyysssuuusss Woman ... you're going to be handless come Sunday if you aren't more careful!

Oh it is Sunday ... yup ... Hand check time. Lemme see em!