Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Am I Gay?

I thought that might get your attention.

Hell, my mother has been asking me since I was 25 and refused to marry.

"I don't want to", I said. So? (She gave me a copy of "Taming of the Shrew". )

Maybe I saw how much love hurt her.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaHZNTd-YVY

Above is a song by K.D. Lang. She makes a good looking man. Tall, dark and handsome.

If she WERE a man...

But I really like men.

Women bore me with their weakness. (Not YOU, them.) You know the ones. Their manipulations send me into a coma. I'm just feeling inadequate. I didn't inheret the manipulation gene.

PS: Did I ever tell you that my grandfather played the accordian? He was an immigrant from Norway. He showed me how to rub a balloon on my shirt (creating friction) so he could stick it on the ceiling. (Endlessly fascinating when you're 9).

Ten years after he died we found out he had a whole other family. He had abandoned them before marrying my grandmother. No one knew.

What was I saying about women again?

12 comments:

PorkStar said...

Men BOOOORE me the hell up, instead. I feel the same you do, but with men. Women on the other hand... boy oh boy! : ) Gotta love your crazy asses.

Comedy Goddess said...

KD Lang kind of reminds me of Wayne Newton.

I like men too.

Senorita said...

I'm definitely straight, and couldn't imagine a relationship with a woman.

chances are something we give ourselves said...

done both, and could tell you good things about both....together--mmmmmm! don't know what that makes me, but at the moment i am holding out for the guy.....great hands....mmmmmm! and he is one his way over.......

PaulsHealthBlog.com said...

Why do you think your sister married, yet you are still holding out?

Paul

Eat Well. Live Well.
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webberpa said...

Hey, it O.k. to be Gay... I am a friggin poet!

f1trey said...

hehehehehe another doesnt bite the dust ! wheww!

*Just Jen* said...

Well, I've done both. LOL And being with a woman is amazing, but not an easy lifestyle to live. But now I am back to men and I THINK I have found THE ONE! :)

LL said...

I knew right away you weren't gay...

You're too aloof for that. :P

Michelle said...

You did love me once!

SUCKA!

Aidan said...

Paul, I married because my then-boyfriend asked and it seemed like what I was supposed to do. I was 27 and, until then, I had been summarily dumped by every guy I ever dated. Dan wouldn't give up.

Charmaine has been proposed to many times. She didn't marry because she would rather DIE than allow herself to be vulnerable.

She and I are similar in very different ways.

Maggie May said...

i'm reading a book about an accordian player by Annie Proulx!