Thursday, July 16, 2009

Flipping Out

Is that a word? I know it's a colloquialism, but is it a word?

I flip out, sometimes, on dates with The King.

I've never done it before.
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It is reminiscent of the behavior of my crazy sister. It's not quite the same thing (she'll stab you.) a

But I think I understand her more.
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She flips out, I flip out, because we're overwhelmed by emotion. We're in love with men who maintain distance and give us no authority or control. It's like hanging from the edge of a cliff. (Nobody want's to do that.)
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We have no manipulation skills, we kick, scream and fight instead. It's all we know how to do.

I don't have arguments with other men. Okay, if I do at least I'm in charge. I'll brake my own hand to assert my authority.

I was talking to my cousin yesterday. She said I should see a therapist for a session or two.

When friends or family tell you, "you're a lunatic" do you HAVE to listen? .

Maybe I'll just marry one of the last two guys that asked. (Exhales)

Dancing on the high-wire is not where it's at. It's too dangerous. One false move and...splat. I can't afford multiple injuries, I don't have insurance.
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What I learned from The King was how to shoot at someone that outdrew me. I give up. He wins. (If winning nothing constitutes an actual victory.)

Next. Or as The King would say, "Check please".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BxTwJtpGYA

3 comments:

f1trey said...

if you lie down with dogs........ some men are relationship challenged....what makes a woman think she can change that????
earth wind and fire baby---"you cant give what you never had"

Mrs. K said...

I so wish to believe you!!! really I do! You've said this before...you even posted his fax for people to send him hate mail - I didn't by the way; I don't think anyone is worth so much attention.

Kimberly said...

Men...we could live without them. Just saying.