Tuesday, July 21, 2009

The Ego Boost a.k.a. Did That Gorgeous HUNK Just Check Me Out?

It's the little things in life....

I was walking out of the grocery store and a gorgeous, I'm talking GORGEOUS hunk of a young man was walking in.

He was obviously a professional athlete, in a European way like say, a soccer player. An Adonis. I'm not a boy watcher but this was really something to see.

He had those big, bronze arms that make every woman wonder, "what would THOSE feel like"? He sauntered confidently across the parking lot in his tank top and loose fitting shorts. His brown wavy hair blew (in slow motion) in the breeze.

I thought he might be "checking me out". "He CAN'T be. No way in hell." I thought.

I was wearing sunglasses. I could pretend not to look. As I walked across the parking lot, putting a little extra "wiggle" in my step, I kept my head turned slightly to the right so I could continue to watch him out of the corner of my eye (despite the fact I was walking to the left.) As he walked into the store there was a glass window. If he looked out the window into the parking lot, he was checking me out.

He looked. (He smiled and blew me a kiss.) Okay I'm making that part up. I kept walking. He paused, watching me.

Then I walked straight into my car, thump.


Joanie M said...

and I bet he thought you were hot!

SSP said...

awesome!!!! at least you didn't fall off your shoe, and bump into someone with a shopping cart...that is what I would have done and then, out of the corner of my tearing eye, watched the hot hunk laugh at the old lady!!

Charmaine said...

SSP - Trust me, he did indeed laugh at the "old lady". But I didn't care.

Brian said...

You need to get laid, BAD!!!!

Charmaine said...


You're silly. If I wanted to get..."whatever" I could. Contrary to popular belief sex does NOT make a woman happy.

Not even close. Not even when it's good. As women, no matter how hideous looking we are that option is always available to us.

Now try to think...why would we NOT exercise the option? I guess you'd actually have to have a brain to figure it out.

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Brian said...

I guess I dont have a brain, because I dont know what the hell you are going on and on about. I thought the subject was just the fact that a guy was checking you out....and you were happily surprised at that situation. No wonder you are still single, you are more confusing than a crossword puzzle!!! ;)

Charmaine said...


You are right. But hear this, in now way is it appropriate to tell a lady she "needs to be laid" unless you are 12 or said lady happens to reside in a trailer park.

That's all I'm sayin'. All is forgiven. Now where in the heck is your blog?

webberpa said...

That reminds me of a funny thing, just the other day I typed in my ex-wifes address on google map, you can see pictures of the place; turned out to be a trailer park!

Fragrant Liar said...

I always like the "making up" parts. The day I don't have to make up shit is the day I'll know I've met my dream guy.

LyN said...

OMG! just when he was STILL checking you out. ;)

Rebekah said...

"no matter how hideous looking we are that option is always available to us." <--I wish this statement were true for me, but even my FWB doesn't come through anymore. Thank goodness I am to the point where I don't care anymore.

And I of course he was checking you out!!!

PaulsHealthBlog.com said...

Yeah, grocery stores are the best places to meet nice people.

Even the hot ones.

(Much better than a bar.)


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