You go blind. I can't see a thing that is not, at least, 6 feet away.
I have reading glasses all over the house. You can never find them without your glasses.
Today I couldn't find my moisturizer.
I went to one of the little samples they give you at the make-up counter you keep in case of "emergency". I put the cream on my face.
It started turning red, burning and there were red bumps. (I look like I have leprosy.) Okay, I'm not really sure what leprosy looks like.
I found my glasses and read the microscopic print, "Foot Beauty Treatment. Do not leave on for more then 30 seconds".