Tuesday, July 21, 2009

The Perils of Getting Old

You go blind. I can't see a thing that is not, at least, 6 feet away.

I have reading glasses all over the house. You can never find them without your glasses.

Today I couldn't find my moisturizer.

I went to one of the little samples they give you at the make-up counter you keep in case of "emergency". I put the cream on my face.

It started turning red, burning and there were red bumps. (I look like I have leprosy.) Okay, I'm not really sure what leprosy looks like.

I found my glasses and read the microscopic print, "Foot Beauty Treatment. Do not leave on for more then 30 seconds".


Comedy Goddess said...

OMG, you poor thing! Isn't there someone else you can hold responsible?

Joanie M said...

Oh my goodness!! Stuff like this can only happen to you Char!
But look on the bright side! You won't have callouses on your face!

The Peach Tart said...

Yikes. Maybe its a good thing you don't have a date tonight.

Jen said...

You are too funny!
I hope your face gets better soon.

Senorita said...

Awww, I hope your face is better now.

SSP said...

LOLOL!!! at least it wasn't hemmoroid cream!!

Fragrant Liar said...

Yeah, yeah, try Biofreeze on your hoo-ha! Okay, I feel for you, about those damn reading glasses. Mine are all over the place.

PaulsHealthBlog.com said...

Well, did it get rid of those corns? :-)


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