I just want to confess for the record. I did it. I'm guilty. Put me in the cell adjacent to Michael Jackson. Woops. I forgot he's dead.
I always forget these things.
My crime? I told my 10 year old nephew about the time I met Chuck Norris.
I told him "Chuck" was short and a total pansy.
Now my little nephew is literally devastated.
He calls me all the time. "Auntie Charmaine, Chuck Norris is NOT a pansy" he says.
He called me tonight. "Chuck is NOT a pansy" he said.
"Well he's short", I replied.
(Click) Did a child just hang up on me?
5 comments:
bwah hahahah. can't believe you did that!! poor kid
but MJ WAS acquitted...leave him alone, he is dead and the parents of the accuser has their money....
OMG that was funny. Love that he hung up on you...
Tooo funny! And...just for the record...I met Patrick Swazy. He's short too. But, not a pansy. :) I'd have to hang up on you too if you called Patrick a pansy!
Patrick is cute!!!
Sometimes kids just need to learn the hard way.
Do you see how I'm playing catch-up on your blog? (no silly ... not Katsup!!!! That's for blood in the movies, we like our blood REAL!!)
blessings young padawan, I'll teach you all about manipulation baby, it's my SPEEE CCEEL AAHHH LLEETTTYY!!! (hmmm I got that and the song Cult of Personality mixed up in my head, sorry)
More in a sec ... stay tuned ...
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