Dating sucks.
I’m not going to do it anymore. Men are hurting me. Where did the heroes go? What happened to men anyway? It’s like they disappeared.
You’re not going to read my blog anymore cuz reading about my microscopic vegetables is not interesting.
But it is funny.
I looked at my blueberry plant. I have one (1) ripe blueberry. Are you kidding me? ONE?
Are there any farmers out there? I need help.
Charmaine
Thanks Sparkle!
Someone finally understands me
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About Me
- Charmaine
- Co-workers created my identity on a dating website. After pretending to be me they let me in on the secret. I was very shy but went with it. They lined up outside my office every morning to hear the gory details of each hilariously disastrous date. I started this for them.
"Who does a girl have to sleep with to get this award?" Wait, I just got one. (faints)
Then another... and another...
Look Mom, I got an AWARD
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7 comments:
And once again, I am confused. Why?? What??
HOW???
I'm sorry to hear that.
Any consolation, I dated some terds online and then met my husband through one of the online dating services.
About the blueberries, I bet you had more and the birds stole them.
Michelle,
There is no mystery. I'm just tired of men and their antics. The power struggles get old.
I had a date with you know who last night...I decided to talk about blueberries instead.
I think I'm ready to date you now. Hee hee.
Yup. Men suck (And most of them poorly hehe)
I also look at men and women who appear to be happily married and wonder why not me? Why them? Do the women just settle (For less) better than I do? Sighhhhh it's indeed a conundrum.
Ruth
"Dating sucks. I’m not going to do it anymore. Men are hurting me."
Oh, come on. What do you expect when you choose so many of your dates from the internet version of Reject Reef where the losers have beached themselves in one last desperate attempt to spawn at any cost?
Your ready for me now??
I knew if I waited patiently, you would see the light!!
I am ready Charmaine. You were my first girlie crush. You are special!!!
See honey ... this is why I do VIRTUAL farming through Facebook!!! Get yourself on over to Farmville. You'll feel UPTEEN times bettah. Oh yeah!!! I've got strawberries galore! I know ... I know you're jealous. Don't get all pea green with envy on me!
Effin boys, they suck!
all my best to you though girl, keep laughing and keep that chin up. I'm man free and LOVING it!
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