Sunday, April 5, 2009
Men in Trees
I had another date with “The King of Produce”.
We met for drinks and sushi. There were several martinis.
As we went to leave he started climbing trees in the parking lot. Two (2) trees to be exact. Men have advised I make them feel young again but this was ridiculous.
My cousin says there is Testosterone in my saliva.
After kissing me I think men simply try to get away.
A strange man emerged from the darkness like an errant fan. He gazed adoringly at my date perched 12 feet above him in the tree. (Why isn't there a film crew following me?) The man returned to his car to produce a small dog that he wanted to introduce to my date. You know, the man IN THE TREE!
What the HELL? As my cousin says, “you can’t make this shit up”.
The following day my date sent me the picture of the nuns which made me laugh out loud.
A couple of days later he advised he was conducting a command performance in a Magnolia tree outside a local restaurant and would I like to join him? Sigh. I said, "no" I've already seen this act.