Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Dating Line-up


Ladies and Gentlemen allow me to present the current cast of characters:

The Artist. 10 years younger then I. He's from England. He's charming in an irreverant British way. He say's things like, "Jesus I was bloody strip searched at the airport yesterday".

The camera operator. He's the guy on the right. He also has a pictures shirtless. I have a rule about that. I should stop being such a prude. He has that sexy Latin thing going for him. Still, he bores me.

The teacher/coach. He is funny! He says things like, "I'm cocky but insecure".
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Which man I should date? The teacher/coach is pulling ahead. As IF I'm gonna listen. None of the above is frequently my choice.

27 comments:

LyN said...

i would love to see the King, the Matador and also the Argentinian. are you gonna intro to us as well? or sorry, uve posted b4? hmm..im always a late bloomer. :(

Mrs. K said...

where is the Argentinian?? I wanna see HIM!

Michelle said...

GOOD LUCK CHARMAINE!!!

Email me
michellejoy61@gmai.com

Charmaine said...

LyN - You can find The King if you scroll down to older posts twice. April 5th is a blog entitled, "Men in Trees". That's him.

Mrs. K - I don't have a pic of the Argentinian cuz I didn't meet him on-line. I know..I want to take his pic so you can see him. But how do I do that without looking like an idiot?

Michelle - I need it.

Ann's Rants said...

the teacher/coach reminds me a bit of a young version of my Dad, so I'm rooting for him.

But, take your time...

PaulsHealthBlog.com said...

Charmaine,

Are you now back to square one?

Paul

Eat Well. Live Well.
PurpleGreenPops.com

Ruby Red Dog said...

The Artist. Maybe you could just go out with his dog.

Charmaine said...

Paul - Yes, I'm back to square one. But I'm not sure I was really anywhere else to begin with.

WA said...

Oh, the British guy. Ask him to mash your bangers. I think that's sexy talk in England--not sure.

JIMSIGHT said...

hey there, you ever answered my the question about ESD, and does this make me like 10th in line.. hmmm if I gotta pick a number i may as well go to the butcher..ahahahaha..

oh bye way the dude on the far left in middle pic looks just like the old dude on the bottom..hmmmm

good luck sista

Hedgie said...

Ya know, to make your collection complete, you need at least one defrocked priest.

Or do you already have one of those you just haven't mentioned yet?

LL said...

Holy carp! These are your choices? And this is the best you can do?

Sorry babe... gonna have to go with option D again. None of the above.

Charmaine said...

Hedgie - no one makes me laugh out loud the way you do. "A drefrocked priest?" Damn it...I'm still laughing. Can't stop. Still laughing....

LL- What? They are perfectly reasonable nice guys. Give the poor bastards a break.

Charmaine said...

Damn Hedgie - I just scrolled down to see your comment re: the Argentinian where you called me "Little Miss Green Card".

I burst in laughter. Are you sure you don't want to date me?

Hedgie said...

What?!? And spoil the illusion? (Whether yours or mine, I'll leave safely ambiguous.)

Besides, sweetie, as I've told you before, you're way too young for me. Why, you're young enough to be . . . hmm, ah, uh, . . . , oh, yeah, my ex wife.

Charmaine said...

Damn.

I love Hedgie.

Who knew?

There was a film with Peter O'toole and some young girl.
She was a disgusting ignoramous and he was a scholar. Yet they had something to offer each other. It ended badly, of course. As do all tragic love affairs.

Can you have an affair with someone on a blog? No. But people, it's fun to try.

I greatly esteem Hedgie. I will never meet him.

Hedgie said...

Ah, well, my curvaceously-ripened lingonberry of delight, we'll always have Paris.

No, wait, that was someone else . . . .

Come to think of it, I have never been to Paris; that must have been two entirely different someone elses.

And in response to your "I've just come home from a bridal shower. There was wine. I'm a little tipsy":

I've just come home from B&N. There was chai. I'm a little teapot.

Senorita said...

I wonder what's going on with the Argentinian. Argentinians are so effing hott ! I love the Latin passion.

SSP said...

yeahhhh what happened to the Argentian...of THESE three, i'd go for the artist....accents do me in, plus guys who like dogs are usually more humane than others...it is the ones with cats you have to worry about

Charmaine said...

We have to let go of the Argentinian. And yes, he was hot. No doubt about it.

On the second date he tried to kiss me. I couldn't do it.

I thought he was, well, kind of stupid. (I'm no brain surgeon.) But I'm not a total moron.

Something wasn't right. You've just got to trust me on this one.

Hedgie said...

Beware of Argentines smuggling pampas grass.

P.O.M. said...

Re: You and the Argentinian- you know you can't handle the heat of a Latin luvah...

I'm not liking any of these new guys. B.O.R.I.N.G. and they all look short.

webberpa said...

If I were you I would find another group, they all look like pansies if ya ask me. There should be ground rules like: NO foreigners. They dont talk right. Unless you're not into much talk, then, o.k.; NO short dudes. They all look short. And kinda gay, too. Sorry.

Charmaine said...

Man oh man, I love you guys.

Char said...

The first one is a youn little cutey...you think he's potty trained yet; the dog? The second...something untrustworthy looking about him...I think he is still using BrillCream (they still make that shit?). The third, he's just not right for you.
Why can't you get back with the Produce King? I really heart Men in Trees!

Heather said...

Normally being British I would say go with the Brit but he looks a bit dorky - sorry Brit guy! I like the coach

SweetPeaSurry said...

I like the teacher/coach and the artist. I could not abide by someone who bored the bloody hell out of me though, so scrap the latino ... I swear that's all a myth anyway!