Do you ever wake and and say, "Ah shit" out loud?
Not "Oh" shit.
There's a difference. The "Ah" implies embarassment as opposed to surprise. The nuances of profanity. (Sounds like a book title?)
Yea so. I had a fight with The King on the phone. It was entirely my fault. I went psycho. (It's important to own your inner psycho.) Seriously, I did, go psycho. (Hangs head in shame.)
It was one of those, um...I don't know what? Maybe it was one of those "he's not that into you" situations. Not having developed skills to deal with such a scenario because it's never happened to me...I went psycho. (No I don't think I'm "all that" I just generally date men that adore me. You know...little ugly gnomes and such. They are very loyal and devoted creates really.)
I need to revert back to the guy that does not conceal his adoration. It helps me relax....so I don't have to worry. I'm very embarassed. You should have heard what I said to the man.
Here's the way I'm gonna look at it: "Psycho" It was a new hat, I tried it on. I didn't like it.
Miss? Can I try on the red one in the corner?
(Sales girl turns around to get the red hat. Charmaine runs to the edge of store, grabs the psycho hat and puts it on whispering...just one one more time. Arg.)
Today it's beach games (maybe a boat ride) and lunch followed by The Dance of Love (not really) with the Argentinian. I've got a double header.