Sunday, April 19, 2009

Oh My GOD

What a difference a day makes. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbcltLf2VHo

10 seconds ago I could barely eat for lack of "The King". I was practically clinically depressed. I was in love with him. Had to have him. I couldn't stop thinking of him. I wanted to have his children. (Little Estrogen problem in that area...)

I was waiting in a restaurant for the Argentinian. I decided to call The King. I wanted to apologize...or something. He didn't pick up.

I told the 24 year old blond bartender I was waiting for a first date. We became cohorts. She wanted to see what he looked like. (Watching old folks date is fun. )

Then he walked in..a 58 year old Tom Cruise. Holy Shit.

It was a great date. I made out with him. (I told my sister. She called me a whore.) After dinner we danced. There was no dance floor. My lips were on his neck. His arms were around my waist. He pulled me closer. He thanked me over and over again for calling him back.

He wants to see me tomorrow. And the day after. I have a little problem with my knee. He's making an appointment with his Orthopedic on Monday to take care of me. Someone wants to help me. ME? Huh?

He escorted me to the Ladies Room, waited for me to emerge.

He held my hand. He would not let go.

So why am I not answering the phone you ask? I dunno. (And they say men retreat.) I've been a man for 48 years...This "being a woman" business is gonna require a few adjustments.

14 comments:

Loving Annie said...

Hope it continues to go great with him, Charmaine ! I'm a little sceptical though - will he last the week before you get cold feet ?
Hang in there, girl, the good ones are hard to find and vice-versa (lol) !

Mrs. K said...

i love it! you see?!?!?!
for some reason all i can picture is kelly ho's argentinian date from real housewives- yum!

LyN said...

am happy for you, Charmaine. You go, Gurl!!!

Michele said...

Keeping my fingers crossed for you which makes if damn hard to type. LOL! Good luck!

Comedy Goddess said...

Now I am happy for you! Get Rosetta Stone software so you can learn what he is saying when he talks to his friends and family.

Alicia @ boylerpf said...

OMG...I just found your blog and have so much enjoyed reading the whole thing. What a story!! Can't wait for the next installment!

Michelle said...

Is he like Ricky Ricardo? All suave and debonair? You need to dye your hair red!!

Shakespeare's Housekeeper said...

Char!
Everything crossed for ya, lovey-
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease let this one be good and and i hope he doesn't do anything to scare you off...
SHxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

SweetPeaSurry said...

Holy crappola! Does he have a brother?

Ann's Rants said...

I'm trying to stay calm. Its hard. I BELIEVE in karma. I BELIEVE!

Femin Susan said...

Love it. Hope you had a great time with him.
cheers!

LL said...

Holy sheep dip! I don't check in for a few days and you go on a spree! And not only that, but you go and fall in lust? Twice???

Charm, charm, charm... what are we going to do with you. ;)

webberpa said...

Man, my screen was beginnin to steam up there...HOT! Find a room!!! And tell your damn sister you are NOT a whore...no money changed hands, did it? Dont worry about that. Life is lived one day at a time.... if he's good to you, enjoy it.

Joanie M said...

So why do I see red flags all over the place? Escorting you to the ladies room and waiting outside the door for you to come out? Afraid you'd skip out on him? I hope I'm wrong! I hope this guy is everything you're looking for!