Sunday, November 15, 2009

Rent Me.

Due to these hard economic times, I had to lower my rates.



During a mid-life crisis, I dyed my hair brown.  Considering my new career path... should I have opted for blond?

My hair color is as unstable as Uranium.

Trying to "act sexy" when uptight AND of Irish descent sitting on a van bumper in a neighbourhood where drug deals were taking place...was no easy task.  Did I mention "unstable"?

What was I doing there?  Oh, you know...just advertising picking up a piece of furniture.  I was with "The King".  Unlike most men, he likes to read about himself in my blog.  Most men go ballistic. (Like their mother is reading my blog.)

Talk about a guilty conscious.

Speaking of new careers: I tried to become a famous rap star but it didn't work out. (See below) My nephew and I rap on a hip hop radio station. 

When Auntie Charmaine comes to town...let's just say my nephews are introduced to new experiences. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHwjL-tgPf8

8 comments:

Lee the Hot Flash Queen said...

That was SO cute!! You sort of sound like a country rapper!! LOL!

Menopausal New Mom said...

Cute!! I think I would go light brown with blond highlights, then you don't really have to choose, you have both!

Keane said...

Brown is always best :)

Mike said...

I don't know you might get a lot of competition from the crack whores at that price.

Char said...

Brown with blond highlights. That way you don't have to worry so much about roots.

LL said...

$20 for 75 minutes? Damn Charm... why so high?

SweetPeaSurry said...

Hi girl!! Love the new hair color!

BlueEyedWonder said...

Only my hairdresser knows my REAL color!!!! haha

We do go through the stages, don't we??