Saturday, November 7, 2009

I want to be Jewish.

That's a weird thing to say.

I've been to Israel.  I climbed the mountain.  

Do I have to be Barbara Streisand?  Yentle?  Read the Torah?

I never read the Bible but the Catholics let me in.

Check out my friends video below (if you need a laugh). 

http://bernthis.typepad.com/bernthiscom/pick-me-pick-me-pick-me.html

9 comments:

LL said...

How do you know that you aren't a descendant of Judah already?

Truth be told... you're probably Hebrew as it is, most likely from one of the other lineages. How's that for a first comment? ;)

Menopausal New Mom said...

OMG, she put so much work into that video and what a talent she is. When do we get to see her with her own show?? She's hysterical!!

LL said...

Oh yeah... now that I've seen the videos... very funny.

Senorita said...

I have been raised Christian, and I still go to church once in a while.

My great grandparents were Jewish. They immigrated because of the pogroms in Russia. My grandfather was an Atheist Jew.

If I met and fell in love with a great guy, I would definitely convert for him.

I think they have beautiful traditions.

Jews have had to defend their religion and traditions for centuries, so they make it a little more difficult for people that want to join in. You're gonna have to work for it, Honey !

I think there is a program you have to join to convert.

Rikkij said...

Char- you'd look good in a long gray beard and black coat. Not sure they're ready for ya. ~rick

Char said...

Yes dear, that is a weird thing to say....but less so coming from you. ;)

Ann's Rants said...

Charmaine,

You are funny enough to be a Jew. And for those who don't know me, I mean HA HA funny, not demented-funny. And I can say this because I am one.

A Funny Jew.

Both kinds.

xo

Ann's Rants said...

And you don't want to see Jessica and I together.

We age like forty years and talk about bad teeth and irregularity.

I wish I were kidding.

tattytiara said...

Bern really does do such a great job with her blog.