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He's not a mobster folks. He just plays one on TV. He's an actor. I'm only saying this because some folks actually thought I was going to date a hit man.
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Don't you know me by now?
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Guido and I joked about who was more dangerous. His "familia" or my IRA connections. We decided to call it a draw, out of mutual respect. I stood him up and he took it like a classic gentleman. Funny and easy breezy, the door left slightly ajar.
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I can't date more then one man at a time.
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But I know men can and do. Especially wild cards you meet on the internet.
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Remember Evil Surfer Dude? His self-confidence soared after hanging out with me for a few months. I liked the fact that he was a scientist because I love talking about Biology, Chemistry, Physics, Physiological Psychology. After a few months it became clear I knew more about these topics then he. A red flag went up. I did not ignore it.
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I found he was chasing another woman on the internet. I also found his resume. She and I busted him in what can only be called the "Sting of the Century". He lost the girl and his confidence.
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The poor bastard still appears on my doorstep begging for a second chance.
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The poor bastard still appears on my doorstep begging for a second chance.
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I have both eyes wide open. So stop worrying about me, Michael. I'm not as dumb as I look.
My playboy alert light is on. My problem is this face. All I want to do is kiss it. Right now I am getting what I want. The feeling of being awestruck by a man's masculinity.
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Given the right circumstances, I'm not opposed to punching it right in the kisser. So STOP WORRYING about me!!!!
Love,
Charmaine
Love,
Charmaine
8 comments:
oh kiss him for me, Charmaine. My man, the one you helped me fish out of the pond, dumped me last night...he just wants to be FRIENDS......
I hope you don't mind if I put you on my blogroll. I think what you write is hilarious and touching at the same time. I am also ending my "lurker" status.
No, I think the first time they just do something like drive spike nails underneath your fingernails.
Carry on...
How did you stand him up ? Will you guys be going out again soon ?
Guys who act like dogs usually come back asking for another chance, even though their behavior was awful. I don't understand it, but it's like clockwork. Do something disrespectful, disappear for a little while and come back a week or two later and act like nothing happened and everything's okay.
SSP- That man was a fool.
Juliette - Welcome little chickie. I hope I don't inadvertantly cause you to become jaded. I'm not jaded. My dating life is fun. I have no complaints. When you called me hilraious and touching...I knew that I was telling my story correctly.
Char - Yep. You've got that right.
Senorita - We both know know crazy men can be and we don't give the normal fools the time of day. We just don't so...we're not affected.
Hello? Your funny!
I emailed you on water tubing. I mean you tubing. I mean embedding. I mean stuff!!!
You are so gorgeous and he is so beneath you. Punch him in the face. He looks smug and puffy. To bad you love him. That's a shame.
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