Him: Is this Charmaine?
Me: Yes. Who were you expecting, the Night Stalker?
Him: This is Steve. Did you get my messages?
Me: I can't remember.
Him: I'm calling you from the Balboa Bay Club. I don't know if you got my last message. I forgot my cell today so I thought I'd call you from here.
Him: I don't know if you know about me and the Balboa Bay Club?
Me: Um, I don't. Do you mean you in RELATION to the Balboa Bay Club?
Him: Huh? I'm a personal trainer here. Would you like to meet tomorrow before the party?
Me: So I can determine if you are a serial killer and you can decipher if I'm one?
Him: Sound of crickets.
Me: Uh, Steve? That was a joke.
I'm already bored into a coma. I'll never make it past hello.
Why women remain single (below) (You have to cut and paste.)