Wednesday, September 16, 2009
The Cure for Pneumonia
I have NO idea what was in her soup. I try endlessly to re-create it.
It probably had some weird immigrant ingredient, like Pig lips.
I was 16 before my mother confessed her Irish Steak and Mushroom pie did not actually contain mushrooms. The weird looking things were kidneys. Yes, I felt betrayed. I worked it out later ...with dolls.
You're a mushroom you bastard, "says Barbie, "No I'm NOT." replies the kidney". "Yes you are, I'm gonna beat you until you're dead,"I say. "I'm already dead you dumbass, I'm a kidney". "I don't care, I'm gonna beat you until you become a mushroom," I say.
"Good luck with that," the kidney responds.
I hate kidneys. They're so arrogant.