Unknown Caller: You said you weren't going to write about me on your blog.
Me: That was if we were still seeing each. I didn't mention the escape clause?
UC: How could you say those things? You lied.
Me: I didn't lie.
UC: How could you be so mean? I was nothing but nice to you. I really liked you. Your a sweet girl in person. In your blog you're AWFUL. You really hurt my feelings. It's like you have an alter-ego. Do you have split-personality disorder?
Me: Ummmm, YES! That's it. I have another personality. I have no control over what that b*tch writes. I never thought you'd find the blog.
UC: I read it start to finish. Even the comments. They called me a douche bag.
Me: I don't like that word. It's so unpleasant.
UC: I know you liked me. I'm coming over.
This went on for 2 hours and 18 minutes.
If I don't reveal WHO it is, technically, I didn't "talk about him", right