2. If someone writes, "Dummies Guide to Men, Sex and Pasta" I'd like to pre-order it.
3. Pretty little song by Aria: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFMC1N3L3n4
The man (below) is back and asking for a date. His cat recently died. He's in mourning. My first reaction was, "does he dress up like a girl on weekends too?"
Then I thought, cats are aloof, occasionally affectionate and scratch....he might like me.
4. I awoke this morning tangled in my sheets. I must have completed 100 360's having had nightmares, fighting monsters, rapelling out of helicopters and punching men in the nose) ...my hand splint came off in the night. (I must have landed a punch.)
It's like taking off a pair of control top pantie hose. (Exhales)
Instinctively I looked under my pillow to see if the "Splint Fairy" left a quarter.