(I know…it’s hard to believe.)
I’m just your average middle aged broad, age 49. I look pretty good. I can still turn a head or two... if I hold in my stomach.
What I lack in looks, I make up with a highly developed sense of humor.
Which is why I had to laugh when THIS guy asked me out.
A normal woman would have hit the delete button.
I had to know WHY he possesed sufficient confidence to ask me out?
Maybe he was an alternative medical physician or…a friend of Ghandi?
Right?
Wrong.
You shouldn’t judge a book by its cover.
But sometimes…the cover tells the whole story.
I was kind to him. He was bizarrely sweet.
BUT, because I have no immediate plans to be found decapitated in a shed located in the mountains...
I'm NOT gonna meet him.
7 comments:
He looks like a relative of Osama bin Laden! YIKES!!!
I love your blog and you make me chuckle each and everytime.. :)
oh sweet LORD in heaven. Don't tell him I'm single again.
You're single again VM? :P
C'mon Charm... you see one bad picture of me and it's all over? I thought we had something...
:ewink:
Ha ha! I have had some men contact me that just made me scratch my head in confusion.
Hilarious :)))
LMAO if he has that much confidence, why can't I?
Great post.
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