Thursday, January 20, 2011

Are Dating Monsters...REAL?

I’m NOT a fashion model.

(I know…it’s hard to believe.)

I’m just your average middle aged broad, age 49. I look pretty good. I can still turn a head or two... if I hold in my stomach.

What I lack in looks, I make up with a highly developed sense of humor.

Which is why I had to laugh when THIS guy asked me out.


A normal woman would have hit the delete button.

I had to know WHY he possesed sufficient confidence to ask me out?

Maybe he was an alternative medical physician or…a friend of Ghandi?



You shouldn’t judge a book by its cover.

But sometimes…the cover tells the whole story.

I was kind to him.  He was bizarrely sweet.

BUT, because I have no immediate plans to be found decapitated in a shed located in the mountains...

I'm NOT gonna meet him.


Joanie said...

He looks like a relative of Osama bin Laden! YIKES!!!

Morgan said...

I love your blog and you make me chuckle each and everytime.. :)

Vodka Mom said...

oh sweet LORD in heaven. Don't tell him I'm single again.

LL said...

You're single again VM? :P

C'mon Charm... you see one bad picture of me and it's all over? I thought we had something...


secret agent woman said...

Ha ha! I have had some men contact me that just made me scratch my head in confusion.

♥ Braja said...

Hilarious :)))

PorkStar said...

LMAO if he has that much confidence, why can't I?

Great post.