Someone suggested I date younger men. I AM.
One is blond, the other brunette. They're friends. Neither knows about the other.
I can't tell them because they're VERY jealous.
And they both have guns.
The problem is... I have to pay for EVERYTHING.
Tonight, I took them BOTH to dinner at Casa Bonita.
It was a bold move.
As we dined near a waterfall featuring incredibly realistic turquoise water...I engaged in cocktail conversation: "This is the most delicious American cheese sauce covered enchilada I have ever eaten in my LIFE". And...
"The smell of bleach really perks up a girls appetite...don't ya think?"
Keeping up the star crossed "charade" was hell.
After giving Brody $5.00 dollars of arcade tokens, Britt became jealous. I had no choice but to give Britt $5.00 dollars worth...so he wouldn't suspect anything.
When I bought Britt a balloon, I thought Brody was going to shoot him.
I'm not sure if this makes me a bad person.
The truth is...I saw ANOTHER younger guy earlier. We went to Starbucks, Denny's, AND Rockly's Music Store. We played electric pianos, guitars and a ukulele.
It's not the first time.
One of the musicians in the store has a crush on me. Luckily, guy number three (3) is not the jealous type.
He's been looking for work.
But there are child labor laws...