My neighbour texted, "Please go to my house and take my dog for a walk."
"Of course" I responded.
She texted another. A single guy, my age. We arrived at the same time.
If I didn't know better I'd think she planned it.
He's cute. So cute, in fact, I'm certain several 23 year old blonds would trample me just to get to him. I 've met him before. But he put the moves on me in a way that does NOT work.
"Do you want to cook me dinner tonight?" he said, scratching the Golden Retrievers head.
"No." I responded.
"Do you want me to stay the night?" He implored, rubbing the pooches belly.
"No." I said.
Now he keeps calling. If he wants sex he has a better chance of getting it from my neighbours dog.
I can't help it. This is just the way I am.