Friday, October 16, 2009

Why is he calling?

My neighbour texted, "Please go to my house and take my dog for a walk."
"Of course" I responded. 

She texted another.  A single guy, my age. We arrived at the same time.

If I didn't know better I'd think she planned it. 

He's cute. So cute, in fact, I'm certain several 23 year old blonds would trample me just to get to him.  I 've met him before.  But he put the moves on me in a way that does NOT work.
"Do you want to cook me dinner tonight?" he said, scratching the Golden Retrievers head. 

"No." I responded.

"Do you want me to stay the night?" He implored, rubbing the pooches belly.

"No." I said.

Now he keeps calling. If he wants sex he has a better chance of getting it from my neighbours dog.

I can't help it.  This is just the way I am.


Kelly said...

It's not You, it's Him, Mr. Romantic.

Mike Steelman said...

Sounds like he SHOULD be dating the dog - same species and all said...

Hey, at least he gets right to the point. Why drag it out? :)

♥ Braja said...

Oh, man....sadly lacking in every way, isn't he?

Joanie M said...

Well, he's nothing if not direct.

SweetPeaSurry said...

Well allrigghhttyy then. Really, those were his actual pick-up lines?

He sounds like QUITE the ladies man, I mean ... (ticks off on fingers)
Well groomed
Excellent manners ... wait ... wait a minute ...


(winces and waits for the ladies slap)

Blessings on you girl, and get out of that town!!!

Charmaine said...

He's really not that bad. He's a ladies man and used to getting what he wants.

Good looking men with money in my neighborhood have been trained by the blonde hussies that permeate this place and jump right into their laps.

Ah me.

Lori ann said...

I just came by to see if your okay?
I hope you enjoy the weekend.
x lori

f1trey said...

the better plan might be to step aside and let the 23 have their satmpede.....

Rikkij said...

See, I'm always a sucker for the belly rub. Careful though, too much and I might pee on ya. Love your quick wit. ~rick

High Desert Diva said...

Pfffttt. Men.

How do I manage to get so far behind in Charmaine blog reading?