Tuesday, October 20, 2009

SEX

I thought I might obtain new readers with that one. 

My sister was reading my blog, "Jesus, how much time do you HAVE?" she said.

Well, let's see.  I stopped talking to The King and I still don't have a new job.  I'd say, plenty.

She's having a bad day.  It's her birthday. She spent the night in the hospital with my nephew Brody.

He's the little blond fella. Let's visit her at  My three sons.   Say,"Happy Birthday".

While you're there, if you have legal questions, feel free to ask.  She's an attorney.  I force her to help all my friends.  I tell her, "Pro Bono work is good for the soul".

Then my friends like me more. 

I told her I was no longer speaking to The King.  "Jesus Christ!" she said. 

We are a very religious family, we can't go five (5) minutes without bringing up The Lord.

18 comments:

That One Mom said...

I wish I had a sister like you.

Well, I just wish I had a sister.

Senorita said...

Happy Birthday to your sister !

I love most attorneys, even though they get a bad rap. What state does she live in ?

Charmaine said...

That One Mom - I'll be your sister.

Senorita - She's in Colorado. But her first year of law school was conducted here in California.

Second in her class and, I must brag, has never lost a case.

Ekanthapadhikan said...

An attorney for a sister can save you a lot of troubles. My sis is an engineer.

But I always craved for an elder sis which I never got.

webberpa said...

What about the SEX???

Irish Gumbo said...

I think I might be related to you...

Michelle said...

You had me at SEX!!!

I will go wish your sista a happy pappy birthday!!!

:O)

Michelle said...

How is your nephew Brody? What happened to him?

Lee the Hot Flash Queen said...

Well, you got a new follower with sex! Love your blog!

BlueEyedWonder said...

You and your family are crazy!!!

But I sure love you and your blogs!!!

Char said...

That was sneaky! I was all ready to read me some SEX.

I'm not gonna comment on The King cause I know you'll be right back with him.

xoxoxo

Tee aka The Diva's Thoughts said...

LOL!! You are too funny!

secret agent woman said...

I've often thought it would be helpful to have an attorney in the family. And a physician.

Briana said...

Charmaine needs to stop telling people I work for free. Although, my best client has always been our mother, and God forbid she pay me, so I guess it's true!

Brody's ok, though.

LL said...

It's always about the sex with you... isn't it Charm...

tattytiara said...

I do believe I've stumbled across a story already in progress here - don't mind me, I'm just going to quietly pay attention and see if I can't get caught up.

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Ekanthapadhikan said...

I had no other means of answering your question and that's why I'm here. Thanks for stopping by my blog. 'Silhouette' is very much a fiction, an imaginative piece. My life's story is something different and hi! I've never been married yet! But ye! I've been in an affair but that ended with she running away with some other guy! So you see, this story has no personal elements in it. By the way, you never said anything about the story!