Thursday, October 1, 2009

Who drinks spoiled milk?


I do.  Duh. 

I thought I smelled it.  About 20 minutes later....

Well I don't have to tell you.

It was grosser than that Director from my last post.  No...I'm not going out with him.  I'm not going to let him kill me like Alan Spector.

I'm capable of poisoning myself.

What a dumb ass.

The worst part was that my neighbour is painting his house. He spent the day on a ladder inches from my bathroom window.

In return for his proximity I treated him to the Charmaine Throws Up Show.

13 comments:

Mike said...

This reminds me of the time I told my Mom the milk was spoiled. She didn't believe me and made me drink it. Then when she went to get some she was like I guess you were right.

Oh My Goddess said...

Don't worry. I won't tell anyone.

Joanie M said...

Oh yuck!

That One Mom said...

That's dreadful! EW.

Senorita said...

OMG. Spoiled milk is so gross. I once dry heaved just from smelling it. The funny thing is, it was a week before it's spoiling date and it was rotten.

SSP said...

bleah bleah...worst night mare!!!! worst thing is when you have that one last bowl of cereal for your bed time snack and you pour the milk on it and it is CHUNKY!!! ewww ewww...dry heave just thinkin about it

Vodka Mom said...

oh sweet jesus I've done that.


yuck.

FishermansDaughter said...

Former dairy cow owner/operator comment: I can't believe EVERYONE isn't puking from drinking the sh*t they sell in stores and call "milk".

realmilk.com.

Get well soon!

Briana said...

I get my milk delivered. It's from happy cows that aren't injected with hormones :)

LL said...

Was it an Oscar worthy performance?

Charmaine said...

LL - My performance was...unforgetable AND feature film length.

Charmaine said...

I mean, PHIL Spector.

I'm not a rocket scientist people.

BlueEyedWonder said...

I remember one time when I was 5 yrs old and my family went on a long vacation to California..
We stopped to have some breakfast somewhere in New Mexico...and my parents bought us chocolate milk to drink. I kept telling my mom it tasted funny and she wouldn't believe me. My sister and I had to drink it no matter how much we complained. Finally my mom took it, smelled it and tasted it...She realized...we were right!
So gross!!!!