Thursday, October 1, 2009
Who drinks spoiled milk?
I thought I smelled it. About 20 minutes later....
Well I don't have to tell you.
It was grosser than that Director from my last post. No...I'm not going out with him. I'm not going to let him kill me like Alan Spector.
I'm capable of poisoning myself.
What a dumb ass.
The worst part was that my neighbour is painting his house. He spent the day on a ladder inches from my bathroom window.
In return for his proximity I treated him to the Charmaine Throws Up Show.