His crime? He parks behind my garage preventing me from pulling out. I've told him a million times to stop. He won't. After 15 years I took action.
I rented a bulldozer and plowed down his house.
Descending from the CAT I felt justice had been served. It's not like I did something drastic. I mean, I didn't rent a machine gun or anything.
That's better. Now I have plenty of room.
Walking away I thought, "Okay neighbours, which one of you wants to piss me off next"?
It's menopause. We bulldoze for sport.