His crime? He parks behind my garage preventing me from pulling out. I've told him a million times to stop. He won't. After 15 years I took action.
I rented a bulldozer and plowed down his house.
Descending from the CAT I felt justice had been served. It's not like I did something drastic. I mean, I didn't rent a machine gun or anything.
That's better. Now I have plenty of room.
Walking away I thought, "Okay neighbours, which one of you wants to piss me off next"?
It's menopause. We bulldoze for sport.
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There has to be some piece of info you are not telling us. How is this legal ? Or is it ?
That will teach him!
I'm laughing my butt off and horrified at the same time...i hope this is a setup!
I'm laughing my butt off and horrified at the same time...i hope this is a setup!
You are hilarious. And to look so cute while being such a bad ass?
Priceless.
You're amazing! Way to go! Hahaha!
You go, Rambo! What size can of Whip Ass did that take? xoxo
Senorita,
It may not be legal to bulldoze a strangers house in the state of California....without a permit.
You're the only one that knows it was me. Mums the word!
Nancy - He won't be able to pull out of his garage to block mine because...he no longer has one.
Ellie - Was it a set-up? You'll have to check US Today tomorrow.
Ann - And look at YOU! SO cute while being a mother!! It's the same thing, it's war.
That One Mom - Nah. It's all in a days work.
Char - I think I accidentally put on two (2) hormone patches today. Woops.
Oh no! you're giving Char ideas (as if she needs help in the crazy department) still think you'd look good with an ak-47 over the shoulder. And your smile gives you away. your really rocking the camos by the way. ~rick
Ricki - I'm too old to be "rocking" anything much less my camos.
But thanks for saying so. hee hee. I love men over 40. You guys are infinitely kind.
But I'll plow down your house if you piss me off.
Hahaha! I love it!! lol
Are you available Friday at 2pm?
There should be video this. That is classic.
you are better than my cousin Big Tony - what do you charge, will you cross state lines?
wwweeee he he he ATTA GIRL!!!
Hi M-A-D,
Here's a good video I found on YouTube about religion, you might like to view it and see if you have any answers for the questions it poses.
”God in my life”
I think it makes a lot of good common sense don't you?
From
Chris Hill
(Lancaster)
American youth: Young gifted and passionate about religion.
”Fiery lady”
Can I borrow your bulldozer? The family from hell who lived in the house behind me, moved out, only to be replaced by a younger family from hell. This new family has moved in last week. with 2 dogs. One that barks CONSTANTLY.
My first reaction was, DAMN she looks hot in that muscle shirt and those camo pants....then it sank in lunnies are on the loose in Cali again...call Arni's army and have them sent to you address... and have a film crew stand by to capture the moment.
Oh my god this is soooo hilarious! I love the pictures and the story is so clever. Great work!
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