Menopausal dating should be adapted to film.
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At 47 I needed hormones (Estrogen and Progesterone). I chose to wear a small circular patch on my belly.
It stays put...it's sticky. One day I learned "the patch" had a mind of its own.
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I was in my Boudoir with the man I adore. I hadn't been "there" in a while so I was a little nervous. I gazed down to find the patch affixed to the end of a particular part of his anatomy. Cue blood curdling scream.
He didn't appear to notice. (And they say it's a sensitive organ?)
The patch had traveled before, affixing itself to the underside of friends' flip flops, bathroom tiles, my shirt sleeve...etc.
But this was different.
Should I pull it off like a band-aid? Should I gently remove it...diverting his attention, do a card trick and THEN make my move?
"It's an Estrogen delivery system" I admitted. I had to say something before, um, interfering with his manhood.
Later that night he blinked innocently and said, "Charmaine, my breasts are sensitive and I have cramps. Do you have a heating pad?
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LOL. I would have said the same thing.
I would have been mortified but probably would have then started pointing and laughing.
It sounds like he has an amazing sense of humor.
Did he want to be held?
Captain, he did. How did you know? But we broke up, again. I'm convinced it was because I had a larger...um...you know.
Even if was only my mind.
Vixen...
That's very funny!!! I was wondering if his softer, more feminine side would emerge, and I was right!
Bwahahaha! That's just too funny. But you have probably just ruined him for any other woman. Send him a rose and a Mydol.
**still laughing**
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should've given it a good yank and introduced him to the wonderful world of waxing. ~rick
Very good....
i suppose his reaction would have gone one way ot t'other.
T'other being, 'Don't come near me you hellcat from the darker side- you need know i hate being touched when i feel like this!' All said with venom and spitting screams.
xxx
Too funny!!!! :D
That's hilarious! And what a classic sense of timing... the patch and his.
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