Monday, August 11, 2008

Instant Replay

At 10:00 AM Surfer Dude called to announce that he was on his way over.

I ran, I mean scrambled, found my sneakers and put them on. I was ready to LEAP out of the front door then jump into my car to get away.

As I tied the laces on sneaker number two I heard the beep of a car alarm.

It was just outside my door. I knew it was him.

After an entire week I was no longer in touch with my anger. Oh, and the reason he came over at all is because this morning I'd condescended to respond to his IM.

I knew I shouldn't have done that. I just never thought he would come over. It's an hour drive.

So we spend the day together, worked out in CDM, had lunch and dinner. He told me his excuses. The fact that he thinks we might both feel love for each other. More marriage insinuations. I mean, really. But ladies and gentlemen, I'm not a moron. Despite the fact that I play one here.

I just sent him an email advising that we can continue to see each other under the condition that we remain non-exclusive. Given his attempt to stray (and my amazing buzz kill on that one) this should be exactely what he wants, but isn't.

He want's me off the market. No way.

I missed my date with nice Jewish Media Relations guy who is writing the screenplay on internet dating. I'm working on a re-schedule.


Michelle J said...

So, you had a good day with surfer dude? Lunch and dinner? That's a long ass day!! Maybe, he does love you? Use your best judgement here girlie!! I don't want to see you hurt OK????


P.O.M. said...

I knew it.
Pattern, anyone? I see a pattern.

Slyde said...

it must be quite the picker-upper to have all these men interested in you... you certainly sound like you're worth the attention!

Spicy Latina said...

Hmmmmm, well you must really like him (maybe even love him) cause we only go back to stupid ungrateful men when we are in love. Its all good, I hope it works out. If not, I hope you meet someone else while dating surfer dude. Oh, and not a fan of white trash surfer dude who did not compliment you or ask for a second date!

Charmaine said...

Yup. I'm not sure of what the deal was with white trash surfer dude. It perplexed me.

And don't you worry. I am proceeding with GREAT caution with Surfer Dude. Once a cheater, always a cheater. Just because I busted him before he got the gotta admit that was a good bust.

Jessica, you're hilarious.

Stephanie said...

Hmm. I don't trust him. Wait, I don't trust either of them. :)

Use him then lose him.