Saturday, August 1, 2009

Job Alternatives

Receiver. Kiss receiver, that is. I’m good.

Rock Climber? Nah. Too risky.
Boobie bouquet model. (I’ll bet you never heard of THAT one.)
Okay, then. How about eyeball model?
Come on. Work with me people.

Can you see my blueberry? You don’t know joy until you grow blueberries. Can you see it?
How about now?

It’s difficult to pick one thing when you have so many talents.


LL said...

You know... you really could combine a few of those and really conquer the world... You know... like farmer/boobie bouquet model, or eye/kiss receiver. You'll be the Queen of all you survey!

Vodka Mom said...

you are gorgeous.

and a good bloggy friend. :-)

MindMatters said...

I think receiving is great, but the idea of monetizing into a job kinda loses something in transition....I say keep your amateur status.

Anonymous said...

Farmer? Nah...

Boobie bouqets? Could work...

Eyeball model? Nice eyes...

Kiss? Receiver/giver..that might be a good job..