Yes, I am.
I am too. I can prove it.
I just received my European Union Passport.
What does it mean? I can fulfill my dream of becoming an international spy. But I forgot to change my name. Why am I so stupid?
When you have a European Passport you can work immediately. You don’t have to wait for a work Visa; you’re just “in”. You’re one of “the gang” everyone loves you; you’re a supa star. Uh…
The application process was a literal nightmare. I could NOT have done it without my baby sis (an attorney). She filled out the application and sent me a letter detailing where to sign and which items to get notarized. But I STILL screwed up.
As a result, she developed a healthy relationship with the Consulate General of Ireland.
They called, “Ach sure be Jesus, what is wrong with your fecking bloody stupid sister? She such a feckin moron, we don’t want her. Tell her to sod off and go to Germany.”