I'm flying to Denver tomorrow to visit my college buddy, Chris.
I haven't seen Chris for 25 years.
After, "blowing up" my cell the bill was $200.00. In an act of chivalry he sent a check to cover the cost. I would NEVER have accepted but for the fact that I am not working and things are getting "tight".
I thought about getting impregnated with 8 babies and having America support me through this difficult time...
Chris asked me to visit and I said yes. He has a hip hop show on Sundays at 7:00-10:00 PM Mountain Time (6:00 PM Pacific) He has agreed to put my 10 year old nephew on the air. How hilarious. If you want to listen click below while the show is airing this Sunday. Select "The Eclipse" show. Maybe he'll put his old pal Charmaine on. I will say "hello" to one special blogger. Man, all I do is think of you people. Gotta tune in to see if it's you. http://www.kgnu.org/ht/beat.html
He's taking me to dinner for my birthday. He sent another check to cover the airfare. I will NOT, however, cash it. That would make me a hoochie. And you know, because I tell you all the time, I am NOT a whore. I have, however, a strange fondness for word especially when preceded by "Dirty".
Message to Katie (Verns girlfriend who reads my blog and reports to him what I say). (Communicating to my X Vern's Harem might become a regular feature of Middle Aged Dating.) "It's fun", she said laughing maniacally.
1. Vern said that he advised you to "hold on tight" or you would lose him. Not only did I NEVER "hold on tight", I never held on at ALL for seven (7) years. Don't let a man condescend to you like that. He should be holding onto YOU.
2. Behaving like an unpaid whore never works out for the woman. Just look in Vern's guestroom. Stop sleeping with him until he puts a ring on your finger. How can you spend the night when the woman he professed to love 6 months ago is SLEEPING IN HIS GUEST ROOM. Mother of God, what is WRONG with you people? Were you all raised in trailers by toothless hillbillies? Behave more modestly. Try to be a lady. Todays lesson is now over.