Ladies and Gentlemen. A moment of silence please.
I would like to commemorate the great men who have made historic contributions to to the world.
Armstrong walked on the moon, Jarvis invented the artificial heart, Galileo discovered the constellations, Shakespeare wrote some cool plays and Keano Reeves...well, the lad doesn't have to do anything except stand there.
But never in a million years did I think a man (whom I have dated or will date in the future) would discover my blog.
I mean, I've had nightmares about it, of course.
Today marks another historic day in the history of the world. A man I met on plentyoffish.com discovered my blog. He told me so. In fact, he is probably reading about himself, right now. "Hi Pool Boy". He even created a blog identity so that he could, er...comment on my comments about him. Clever man.
Pool Boy still wants to meet after reading my entire blog.
You know what they say, curiosity killed the cat.
Don't be scared Pool Boy. I'm just messin' with ya.