You may notice some "holes" in my recent dating blog. The truth is, the man I am knows how to google. (Alot of the men I date still have VCR's. )
If you google me just right, you'll find where I work, associations I belong to and yes....the blog.
If he HAD googled me, please lord never let him google me, he would have been reading about himself right NOW. In case you haven't noticed, I'm not always....nice. So I hid the last three entries. (They're back up...see Worst Date I ever Loved...coming soon.
Sound the alarms Wir...Wir.....We are now at Defcon 4. Measures have been taken to protect the guilty.
This is war, man.
Charmaine
Thanks Sparkle!
Someone finally understands me
Check her out.
About Me
- Charmaine
- Co-workers created my identity on a dating website. After pretending to be me they let me in on the secret. I was very shy but went with it. They lined up outside my office every morning to hear the gory details of each hilariously disastrous date. I started this for them.
"Who does a girl have to sleep with to get this award?" Wait, I just got one. (faints)
Then another... and another...
Look Mom, I got an AWARD
Thanks Comedy Goddess
Thanks Crotchety Old Man
How to deal with dating
Thanks Braja
Thanks Irish Gumbo
Thanks Ann's Rants
Thanks Desert Diva
Networked Blogs
3 comments:
I just googled you and I didn't find your blog. I did, however, find a Charmaine Peterson, of African-American descent, on Facebook. Any relation?
I just googled myself and apparently I am a forensic toxicologist.
Briana,
You're hilarious.
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