Friday, April 18, 2008

Break Up - Extension

Bad Boy Gone Good insisted on speaking with me about our breakup. He had some points. He talked until my phone battery died.

Today he arrived on my doorstep with a new phone and a scented candle. I've decided to give him one more date. I know I know. First impressions should not be ignored.

But one more date won't kill me.

Of course, he's the dude with the guns so... if I don't show up for work and the murder weapon is a 9 mm please bring his photo (below) to the police.

Seriously, I can make a man MAD.

I can't reach out from the grave but I can reach out from the blog with your help.


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