Sunday, March 13, 2011
Hamburger Stand Man
I agreed to see "Hamburger" last night.
He's owned several restaurants. Now he owns a hamburger joint.
After our first date, I wasn't interested. He was cute, but I didn't like his vibe.
He kept trying to touch me.
Later, following an adventure, I brought my two nephews to his joint for a burger. I had some vague curiousity...
He was shocked and clearly upset with me for having ignored him.
He gave the kids free fries.
That's all it takes to get a second date with me. He brought me to a great Italian restaurant.
He said, "let's see what you've got" before moving in for the second date kiss.
I don't think so...
As my 14 year old nephew would say, "he was denied".
Now he's texting, apologizing for "being frisky" when he should be apologizing for being a moron.