Monday, May 19, 2008

My Profile

It's time I brought you into the "inner sactum" to show you my "profile". It's the tool I use to lure my victums. Mua ha ha
I am a playful, zany, intelligent hard working woman. I'm a little artistic and an independent thinker. (It's difficult to discern if I'm to the left of Ralph Nader or to the right of Attila the Hun - but that's only when I'm being tricky.

I like physical and mental challenges, my own space and invading other people’s space. Some of my skills include walking on water, reading minds and levitating small to medium sized objects but I don’t like to brag about this.

I like being outdoors, playing Guitar Hero with my nephews, running stairs at the beach, hiking, biking, playing the piano, contemporary art museums, ballet and opera. I like people with a slight edge.

What I like:
For fun I travel, cook or take classes at my local college. I like to explore topics that scare me, like public speaking. Oh Lordy. I'm a bit of a frustrated artist. I draw a little, play the piano.

I love New York (not a platitude) Chicago, London, Prague, Switzerland, Paris and Costa Rica. I like hanging out at the Four Seasons Punta Mita watching the sun set from my hammock or camping in the middle of nowhere and cooking bacon in the morning.THE END
See that cute fireman below? I was in New York and he walked right up to me and asked me out. I still KICK myself for not going. Kick Kick...ow....kick...
My sister kicks me too. Kick Kick. OWWCH!


P.O.M. said...

Maybe someone who knows the cute fireman will see your blog and tell him that you're looking for him. Then he will find you and rescue you from this dating hell.

Briana said...

I keep a picture of him in my desk. Every once in a while, when you complain about middle-aged dating, I look at the picture and think about how much you screwed up.

Charmaine said...

Thanks. Come to think o f it, he kinda had small a Tyrannosaurus. And yellow teeth...that's what I keep telling myself.

SSP said...

Charmaine, I am Briana's sophomore year roommate from CU, and we found each other on Facebook and she led me to your blog...sistah, we could write a book - i swear the things you have experienced (and dated) sound just like my journal. Thank you for sharing this...I hope you don't mind me lurking - good to know I am not the only 40ish woman out there wondering what the hell HAPPENED to the men? sara