Thursday, May 31, 2012

I'm Married!

What can I say?  The man simply wore me down.

There are only so many "I love you", "You're so beautiful", comments a woman can take...before she breaks...(I mean before he get's a clue.) so...

We got married in an open cockpit bi-plane flying over the Pacific Ocean.


I mean...

We went to the County Records department.

The Records Clerk filled in the preliminary documents.

"You've got 30 days to get married," she said.  Sign here and return.  When I record it, you're married.

"Oh good," I said.  "I need a little extra time."

"Honey," said the Records Clerk leaning over the counter with eyes fixated on mine as if to communicate I was psychotic... "You've waited 51 years.  Do you REALLY need another 30 days?"

"You're right." I said.

I signed the damn thing.

And just like that, I was married.

Peer pressure is a bitch.


♥ Braja said...

Damn, I love you. And excuse me, but he's hot....:)

Joanie said...

You have an Irish accent? That completely threw me!

Congrats on the marriage!

And I agree with Braja... total hottie!

Charmaine said...

Braja - You know I love ya too. But seriously...he is not "hot". What he a good man. I guess that makes him "hot".

Joanie - I don't have an Irish accent. I was just being silly...hee hee.

Netta said...

Congratulations! So happy for you! :)

Irish Gumbo said...

Congratulations, Charmaine, to you and the fortunate man. Hats off to you, and best wishes!

Anonymous said...


Congratulations! I dunno, I also think he's hot. But then, I have a thing for beards that are gray. Being a good man is icing on the cake.

All the best, I am very happy that you found your prince!


LL said...

Well schnell Charm...

May your Peonies always bloom, and your remaining days be filled with laughter...


Charmaine said...

LL - "Remaining days?" make it sound like I'm on death row! :-) smooch back at ya.

BlueEyedWonder said...

Woo Hoo!!! You finally did it!!! You've reached the marriage age! hahahaha

Love it!!! Congrats Lady!!!

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