Some things go without saying...
Take your eyes off the knife and I'll tell you something...
I've never cared for my profile...(I have chin "issues".) And I didn't really marry a zombie.
...and I love Halloween.
Most witches (so you know) need help. I prefer zombies.
So I made some.
"Wanna' be a zombie kid?" I asked.
...then poof! Zombie.
Could he be a Zombie model? "Hell yes," I cackled. When you consort with Zombies you begin using bad language.
...another zombie appeared from beneath a bloody grave.
My sister whispered, "Man oh man, weird things happen when Charmaine is here"
We stared back, blankly, and went outside to play "I'm Melting".
As darkness fell... our haunted mansion sprang to life. Fog swirled, tinted with goulish green light. Music from "Halloween" blared from a cracked window. My brother-in-law sat beside the front door..then freakishly...moved. A little girl, dressed like a bumble bee, shrieked.
"You should NOT scare small children" my sister scolded.
"We won't do it again, " I said witchily
I advised my zombie's: "Scare the hell out of the next batch of kids." If they're little, go for the parents.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nq6pekM6sZQ
As darkness fell... our haunted mansion sprang to life. Fog swirled, tinted with goulish green light. Music from "Halloween" blared from a cracked window. My brother-in-law sat beside the front door..then freakishly...moved. A little girl, dressed like a bumble bee, shrieked.
"You should NOT scare small children" my sister scolded.
"We won't do it again, " I said witchily
I advised my zombie's: "Scare the hell out of the next batch of kids." If they're little, go for the parents.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nq6pekM6sZQ
13 comments:
bwahahahahaaaa where did you learn to do make up so well, you WITCH!!??
Hey Sara...it's just my daily beauty regimen.
(My first try at a zombie...I couldn't do what I wanted because every time I touched Brody's neck...he giggled.
I should have asked YOU about stage make-up...and prosthetics. Ouch.
HAHAHA! That is the best! A family that feeds together...? Huh?
Charmaine, you aiiight. Excellent work. :)
You're awesome!!!
Great make-up job!!! It was always fun to scare the trick or treaters! I never get any kids on Halloween where I live now - it's a crazy townhouse complex tucked behind another row of townhomes so no one ever finds me! End up eating all the candy!
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Wow... you went all out. But I think you missed your calling... for some reason I picture you in a sexy nurse costume rather than as a witch. :P
Hey Char, I didn't know you had gotten back in the (blog) saddle. Welcome back.
Ayodele
Hey Char, I didn't know you had gotten back in the (blog) saddle. Welcome back.
Ayodele
Charm I am so glad you are back. Yippee-ki-yay, mother......
wow , u really creative .how u do this ? mind give tutorial?
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