Dr. Drew: "When did you first notice you had a problem?"
Charmaine: "I don't have a "problem". I can stop "using" (butter) whenever I want."
I had a big Christmas Party. I invited Jerry's kids, grandkids, the baby daddy's, his mother and...
There should be a girl scout badge...
I went Martha Steward on their asses. I made adorable invitations, cooked, juried the "ugly Christmas sweater contest". The white elephant was hilarious due to my mens Santa Knickers with matching hat that ended up on my 13 year old nephew.
I made videos for each guest...from Santa.
Jerry dressed up as St. Nick, offering each guest a personalized ornament.
X-Wife: You've done a great job with the Condo. The invitations, the food, such fun...it was amazing. Is there anything you CAN'T do?
Charmaine: Smiles sheepishly.