Hillbilly Adventure

I know I'm talking to the wind...

But you should know I'm embarking on a Hillbilly Adventure.

I've lived in Colorado for 2 years.  I am now a hillbilly. (sobs, straightens cowboy hat...spits)

I'm driving a truck with a four (4) horse trailer to CA. Not a two (2) horse trailer, that's for amateur hillbillys.

There won't be horses in the trailer. (I plan to jump in when I arrive at the porte cochere of Four Season in Vegas where I will break my journey.

I'll whinny and...you know, make horse impressions.  I'll give the evil eye to the Valet guys.

On the way back it will be filled with the furniture I left in CA.

This will make it official.  I will cease to be a Californian.

If you look at my drivers license...it tells a different story.